So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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