: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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