you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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