why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Randomize
