I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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