I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
