does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
