Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Randomize
