fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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