the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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