found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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