You work out of a Hotel?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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