so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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