I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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