Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
