Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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