jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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