North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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