Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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