The brown eye won't let me do that either.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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