you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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