Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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