I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Michael Bay diarrhea
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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