The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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