love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I need to sanitize my soul.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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