I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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