Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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