i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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