I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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