Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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