Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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