Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
