If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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