therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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