i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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