Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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