i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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