He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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