Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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