Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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