Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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