So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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