guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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