jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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