Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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