i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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