Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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