toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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