I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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