and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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