ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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